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The Introductory Part
Another introduction to give the information about myself that wasn't made clear the last time.
Fisrtly, and most importantly, I'm a Christian
Secondly, thirdly, etc;
I dislike swearing - I cannot tolerate it.
I dislike hacking - It's "unwork" and causes distress.
I dislike the act of being inconciderate - It's just not nice

Please note : Although I will try my best to keep you interested, this site may not be as humerous as the last. It is my intention, now that I have gained your attention that I can bring you over to the 'light side' as in the opposite to the 'dark side', by pursuading you to agree with my views and opinions.
Please Note :
I would very much like to converterize you to Christianity.
I find that many disrgard the Bible because to them it doesn't make sense or they cannot make sense of it. I would therefore like to answer you Bible based questions, I don't have all the answers but I'll try my best to help.
The question I expect to be most asked is 'Why do bad things happen to good people?', to which my answer is...

...Firstly I'd like to say that no-one is good except God himself, it says so in the Bible, but that aside...

...God gave us all freewill so that we can make our own decisions. If we decide to take a gun and shoot a good person, then that is our desicion and we can do it, but then that deed not only counts as a bad deed for us but, as far as I know, it counts as a good deed for that good person who got shot. Also if we chose to live near a volcano or a fault line then that is also our desicion and we must be prepared for disaster, and, if volcanoes never existed then plants would not have developed and we would not have the breathable atmosphere that we have today (there's a bit of science revision for you).
I'd Like To Take This Chance To Moan About Hacking
I don't agree with hacking, know little about it and don't intend to learn either.
As you may have read above I described hacking as "unwork", which is how I describe many things that are destructive, it helps me to understand that work and effort has gone into something that should not be destroyed thus undone. As this is inefficient and is clearly unfair.

A Thing To Think About
It says in the Bible, 'he who is alone and falleth hath not another to help him up'. Think about how this might apply to you. If you don't understand, good, this'll invoke some well needed thinking and the renainnsance might yet be saved.
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